That's when you crack a 10am beer
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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