Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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