I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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