So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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