My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
well you can't waste a boner
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
as a side note pls kill me
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