Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
honey bunches of taint.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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