We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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