JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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