So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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