Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
