That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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