you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I just googled if crying burns calories
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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