Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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