Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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