Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Operation Purity has been aborted
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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