Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just gift wrapped bread.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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