well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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