I wish I could punch you in the face.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Princesses don't give blow jobs
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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