he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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