so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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