I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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