This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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