yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Bring me that man meat
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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