You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I would fuck him just for his dog
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