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(908): View more from New Jersey

You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals

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(630): View more from Illinois

do you know how bad I want you right now?

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As bad as i want you to stop texting me?

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is that a hint?

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(308): View more from Nebraska

i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.

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(585): View more from New York

Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear

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(302): View more from Delaware

It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.

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(907): View more from Alaska

It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?

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(410): View more from Maryland

He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover

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