Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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