Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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