i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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