I'm drive I can fine osifer
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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