so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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