He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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