like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
