I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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