if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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