I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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