when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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