Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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