Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Duck Duck Cougar?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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