I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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