Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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