I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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