walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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