do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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