so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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