So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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