I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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