Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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