this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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