she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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