Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
