We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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