I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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